I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
By Kip Addotto
from Dr. Demento Presents
the Greatest Christmas Novelty CD of All Time

"...Well much to my surprise, I couldn't believe my eyes.
It wasn't Santa after all but mommy in disguise.
But I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
Oh what a laugh it would have been,
If I had really seen daddy kissing Santa Claus that night!!