Monkey is a social activist. He's a very active supporter of social causes like dancing, Twister, long distance phone calls, and internet chatrooms. When he heard that They were going to downgrade the planet Pluto to a planetoid, he went ape.

"Out of the observatories -- into the streets!" he chanted marching up and down the sidewalk. "Pluto'za planET! Sedna'za planET!..."

A neighbor drove by, then backed-up stopping to ask, "What gives?"

Monkey explained, "They never leave nothin' alone. Now They say Pluto is too small to be a planet because Sedna is. I say it was a planet when I went to school and just because we didn't know there was a 10th planet then doesn't mean we only have 8 now."

"Incredible," the neighbor muttered driving off shaking his head. Monkey was very pleased with this success and went back in the house to have a snack.